Blahaj

Meet the BLÅHAJ, aka the ultimate Round Chonk of the Deep. This is not a regular shark. This is a 100-centimeter tube of pure, unadulterated friendship. It has no teeth to bite you with, only a soft felt smile that says, "I have zero thoughts behind these embroidered eyes, but I love you." Daily Schedule 00:00 - 08:00: Sleeping on your face. 08:00 - 12:00: Sitting at the computer pretending to code. 12:00 - 18:00: Staring into space while looking incredibly polite. 18:00 - 24:00: Demanding cuddles and emotional tax.